The Dumbest Things People Heard Out Of Another Person's Mouth

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Eric Lund
Feb 3, 2022 10:00 AM EST

None of us can say that we're always at our best. We've all had idiotic moments where we say something like "I have a million dollar idea, they should put wheels on garbage cans." But those moments are usually met with ridicule by our peers and the understanding that our brain just slipped on a mental banana peel. And that's fine.

Then there are the moments we have with people who are so reliably dumb, it makes us wonder if we're taking crazy pills. There are people on this planet who will look at you in the eyes and insist that turtles are just lizards that found a shell, like a hermit crab.

"Nah man, they're a whole different species," you say, trying to clarify.

"But you can't prove that it's not true" they say, completely missing the fact that you actually can.

It's hard to live in a world where people can say some of the dumbest things you've ever heard, but at the end of the day, at least we can ridicule their incompetence. It doesn't make them less stupid, but at least it gives us a sense of control over our own lives.

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    How's that been working for you?

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    There's a stop up there

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    It's so simple!

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    Oh of course, air

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    An oranges are the ripest

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    "It's all in your mind"

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    Perfect, no more farmers

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    How do you even respond

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    It's a long bridge

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    Enter the genius zone

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    Just let them boil

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    it tracks

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    Amazing

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    It's just that easy!

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    Both good movies

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    Raisin time

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    Sure man, cool

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    This one has room for argument

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    She figured it out

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    Eggplant?

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    Also Alaska is an island by Hawaii

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